Sausage Pepper.
In an unprecedented jump from musical stardom to modeling acclaim, Sausage Pepper became famous from Milan to NYC for his patented "Petulant Clench" pose. Sadly, Sausage Pepper fell into eastern mysticism and his study under Yogi Rocco Goraknath Boyardee left him too relaxed and at peace to practice his celebrated constrictions.
He is now one with everything.