Men of the future:

On July 4, 1776, it became necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, in an act of independence. But of equal importance on that same day, Benjamin Franklin created a time tunnel using a kite and a crude dumb-waiter system. Our nation’s founding heroes were sucked into the time tunnel, and transported to a warehouse in a city called “Long Beach.” The year?

1998.

Finding themselves in a strange new land, and surrounded by strangely-costumed natives, a small band of patriots were left to live by their wits, consume any and all pills offered to them, and become HEROES OF THE RAVE-OLUTION