Hi, best man here. Our good ol' buddy Sweatpants (long lost brother of "Pants") went and made the mistake of proposing to a lady. Of course she said yes because let's face it. Who could say no to good ol' Sweatpants? So we decided to throw him the most epic bachelor party ever including taking him to a bonafide whore house. I want to thank you all in advance for being a part of this special time in young Sweats' life. You are all really great friends to have come together and celebrate a deep love....for hookers.
P.S. Special thanks to Pants, Supreme and everyone else that helped put together this incredible bachelor party for our dear friend Sweats