We hail from a predatory miltinational bent on the destruction of ourselves, innocent bystanders, and whatever shopping carts stand between us and total world domination. Hide you daughters- and your goats. The Standard Deviants command the Blue Streak of Satan adorned with the irrefutable badge of American air superiority - 5.0 - at warp speed thru the cosmos of ill advised intoxication...

To Holmgård and Beyond!