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I'm Bikini Bitch and I'll be rollin up in this motha with my boyfriend Muscle Stud. We had this golden gas pump shit won with our original plan of a 85mph bedroom scene depicting Woody Allen knocking on little Soon Yi's door in the heat of the night for the first time. That's Grade A shit right there. But yesterday, as we were chilling on the rocky shores of the Hudson, damn if this mother fucking shark didn't up and bite some dude's arm right the fuck off. Shit got real messy. The fucked up things is, as we ran the shark ran too. I don't think we lost him and I am not certain but I think this bitch is hitchin a ride on our gdamn roof. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if this mother fucker makes it all the way to Montreal. Point is, Woody is going to have to keep his hands off Soon Yi until the next rally because were just coming as we are but of course with a shark in tow and a little bit of the ocean sloshing in the back.