Team China - 2nd is the First Loser!
Mike - Banished to the Mongolian coal mines for his Silver medal in the Synchronized swimming competition
Karl- First man to ever win gold in rhythmic gymnastics and dressage(look it up. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!)
Betty- The things she can do with a ping pong...and a javelin... and a shot put...
Lillian- Put the BAD in BADminton!
Grace- Betty's "ping pong partner"
Team China's members who could not make it with us-
The 38 gold medalists from the London Games
Mr. Miyagi (wait, is he even chinese?...)
Yan Can Cook
That computer scientist spy dude
Ming the Merciless(i.e. Flash Gordon)
Team China - dominating the East Coast, the West Coast & the Far East Coast!
You can keep Mississippi...
For the people!!
(please note the above should be taken as satire, we are not really communists...or are we...?)
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