Rallier profile

I was raised by bears on a frozen tundra. I'm very punctual. I can solve 90% of all problems (including math problems) by merely using fire and determination. I believe all dogs are racist. I roadied for Kip Winger before he sold out. I drank Kid Rock under the table once while smoking his Winston's on my front porch. I pet a killer whale at 2:00 AM one morning because I thought it was in my hotel pool, but I was actually at Sea World. I see dead people, but always act like I'm too cool to talk to them. Basically, I'm your +1 and you're on the list.