Pharaoh is our lord and master. He is Horus reborn, and will be Osiris in the afterlife. We would conquer the world, so that all can know his wise word. Our hearts thunder with the battle cries of our all powerful leader. Soon the war chariot will be upon the infidels, and not even the gods of their ancestors will be able to resist. Let a pestilence of pure awesome sweep forth to herald our coming...or maybe that's just the radiator blowing up on our limo.

So is it written, so shall it come to pass.