Never before has such intensity and killer instinct on the inside had such a soft and fuzzy exterior. Beware the Wild Onesies and their masked savagery and don't be fooled by their snuggle soft freshness!! If you hear slightly muffled growling somewhere in the darkness, BEWARE!! Fear us and/or love us but please don't respect us.. Unless we get a sweet rental car, but for what we paid, I doubt it.. And since all you fuckers rented all of the rooms, we'll be at the local campsite with the rest of the local critters.