The Mustache. It’s a powerful tool not to be trifled with. Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, Chuck Norris, Friedrich Nietsche, Adolph Hitler, Albert Einstein, Hulk Hogan and Josef Stalin are but a few examples of powerful and successful men that embraced the Mustache.
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, the CCCP, the Red Menace. For decades they dominated the world in athletics, war, politics and fear. A massive and powerful army that set policy for nations around the globe.
Both the Mustache and the Soviet eventually succumbed to defeat as the 1980's faded into history due to well hidden weakness that were exploited, like the thermal exhaust port on the Deathstar. Each was commanding and stalwart yet slightly flawed.
For RCR LA to Vegas these two forces are combining to become an unstoppable band of badasses known as the Soviet Stache! Our competition will me mesmerized by our flavor savers while being mentally and physically crushed by the might of the Soviet war machine. Not even the Crane Kick can't stop this freight train full of Bacon and Victory!
You Amerikan pigs and puppets have grown fat on Starbucks and cheeseburgers, you have no chance. Prepare for battle yankee dogs, the Red Army is coming for you, and its got a fucking mustache….