Did you finish that TPS Report? Great! Then head over to Crotchkie's and let us put some meat in your mouth! Skins loaded with Crotch Creme, super juicy burgers with a sweet, yet potent Crotch spread, and you have to try our boneless wings with our tangy Crotch sauce!

Vegan? Chef Vagina Johnson will tantalize you with her meatless CrotchBalls served with a spicy vinegar dipping sauce.

What? It's your birthday? Let our Crotchkie's Associates sing you a song and receive a special dessert made with our own brand of icing!

Crotchkie's: Where there's always good food, good fun and a party in our pants!

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