Nic Uppal.
When not walking on water I fly through the air with the greatest of ease. I was once told I was lame, to which I responded; "I really want to agree with you, but if I did, we would both be wrong." I was once able to throw a football over the mountains, sadly my football career ended in 87' when coach wouldn't put me in the game.
The sound track playing in my head at all times is Break Machine - Street Dancer