Nic once waved at Nicholas Cage blasting Soulja Boy from a cabrio Porsche outside of the Chinese theater and I have a top-rated comment on YouTube. We are famous as fuck.

Have you ever seen the Fred Astaire sex tape? Of course you haven't--there are only 2 copies in existence, and I have both of them.

I have had every j available.

B.J.
H.J.
V.J.
A.J.
Arm.J.
Knee.J.
Hair.J.
Lid.J.
Shit.J.
Dog.J.
Man.J.
Deadthing J.
Spaghetti J.

The only reason we are doing this rally is because Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, and Burt Reynolds all simultaneously declined to street race us. To the death.

You will know us by our sergio leone garb, our penchant for tequila and Jarritos, our rugged attractiveness, and our general acceptance of social and legal impunity.

Get at us on twitters @comolosjefes