Rallier profile

I have been told by many elder woman that I am a no good degenerate that will burn in hell, so it's safe to say I will see all of you participating in this race there very soon. I enjoy a fine whiskey(Old Crow) or frosty beverage(PBR) when the time is right... 7 a.m. before work is always the right time. I am a Goodwill/Salvation army fanatic. I took my girlfriend in high school to prom in a Black/White checkered suede suit I scored from Goodwill. So that's my dedication. My American Flag jacket is my prized posession that I scored off some old lady that was dropping it off at a store one day. My team's costumes are also all Goodwill/Salvation Army purchases and they will not disappoint. I look forward to ambushing cars with all kinds of fun goodies, making out while blacked out with the random sluts on the trip, and yelling many obscenties through my megaphone I stole from a beer pong tournament held by a local radio station.....finders keepers! See the rest of you shitheads at the starting line!!!